I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
