Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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