so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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