Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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