Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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