just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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