My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
