My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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