I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
