pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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