I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We had to coat check the pizza.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Randomize