Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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