i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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