I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
