i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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