So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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