love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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