What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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