but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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