That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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