how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
