i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Shame is for Republicans.
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