i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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