I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize