she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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