Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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