You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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