Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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