My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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