what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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