Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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