I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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