Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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