I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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