Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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