the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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