Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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