Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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