Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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