I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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