So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
foreskin is a definite game changer
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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