he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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