Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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