Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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