I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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