hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
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