Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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