yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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