You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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