Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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