Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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