Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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