ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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