I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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