Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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