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(704): View more from North Carolina

you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....

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(209): View more from California

this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.

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(540): View more from Virginia

i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand

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(440): View more from Ohio

no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?

(1-605): View more from South Dakota

Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!

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